You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
who died and made you batman?
i spent years of my life in the glow in the dark section of spencer’s gifts.
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realest shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
but really though
"she has no respect for herself"
is really just
"I have no respect for her"
don’t presume to know how people feel about themselves
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”